Yesterday is a pile of rubble. Today is a pile of opportunity. Life takes a new dump each morning

The choice to make good choices is the best choice you can choose. Fail to make that choice and on most choices you will lose.

Life is a web of intersections and choices. Your 1st choice is to recognize an intersection. Your 2nd choice is to be grateful for it.

Get off the treadmill of consumption, replication, and mediocrity. Begin lifting the weights of creativity, originality, and success.

A professional headshot in front of a bookshelf says you're an intellectual. A professional headshot peeking though a bookshelf says you're probably under a restraining order.

One of my relatives invented the sensory deprivation tank. Appropriately, most of my family has never seen or heard of him.

When I first tried a sensory deprivation tank, people thought I had lost my mind. In fact, I had found it.

I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and could you pull a few weeds while you're here?

The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.

Part of my soul goes into each quote I write. A book of my quotes can be yours for just $19.99.

Quotes are echos of voices transporting wisdom, humor, and love. Returning again to the human condition, fleeting once more as a dove.

When people ask me how come I have written over three hundred books my response to them is take advantage of time.

Talking to them was like being placed into conversational purgatory, with no hope of being released without significant damage to one's self-esteem.

I'm going to go out and be the best quarterback I can be and get the most out of my potential.

A nuclear-weapons armed Iran is not in anyone's human-rights interests. That is a direct threat to the lives and the livelihoods and the stability not only of the region but beyond.

They [my sons] all went to different schools and all did different things. They're about as different for five kids as you'll ever see. They don't do anything the same.

One thing nobody knows about me is that three of my fingers are edible, but I cant tell you which fingers.

I have a scar on my right arm from my ex-husband. He was cooking and he had a hot pot and he turned around and went right into my arm.

Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president!

My life is a creative act--like a painting, or a concerto.

It's incumbent on good public servants to maintain their voices and originality of thinking.