When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Simple the life, simpler will be your instincts, the laws that govern universe will obey your simplicity.

Our identification with Christ should be that whatever He is we also want to become.

You need a very good financial person to keep you honest, and to keep track of income and outgo.

I saw that we're all doing the best we can. This is how a lifetime of humility begins.

Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And we should have more of it, not less.

I don't understand the change of hair...Frankly, the fringe was a bad idea. It's not good.

I'm proud that Colorado delivered a victory to Barack Obama in 2008 and we will do so again in 2012.

The necessary condition for an image is sight.

Great art stretches the taste, it doesn't follow tastes.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.