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Kosher Quotes: "While I have the utmost respect for people who practice the Christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, I am as Jewish as a matzo ball or kosher salami."

While I have the utmost respect for people who practice the Christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, I am as Jewish as a matzo ball or kosher salami.



Kosher Quotes: "Now that Marilyn Monroe is kosher, Arthur Miller can eat her."

Now that Marilyn Monroe is kosher, Arthur Miller can eat her.




Kosher Quotes: "I'm not really a practising Jew but I keep a kosher kitchen just to spite Hitler."

I'm not really a practising Jew but I keep a kosher kitchen just to spite Hitler.



Kosher Quotes: "The problem is that borrowing money to pay back more borrowed money that will oblige you in the future to borrow even more money doesn't sound kosher. Because it isn't."

The problem is that borrowing money to pay back more borrowed money that will oblige you in the future to borrow even more money doesn't sound kosher. Because it isn't.




Kosher Quotes: "I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment."

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment.



Kosher Quotes: "The problem is that Islam does not have a pope, so there's no one guy to say, 'This isn't kosher'...Not that he would."

The problem is that Islam does not have a pope, so there's no one guy to say, 'This isn't kosher'...Not that he would.



Kosher Quotes: "Are you going to wolf out and eat me now?" "Certainly not, you'd be stringy and hard to digest." "But kosher." "I'll be sure to point any Jewish lycanthropes in your direction."

Are you going to wolf out and eat me now?" "Certainly not, you'd be stringy and hard to digest." "But kosher." "I'll be sure to point any Jewish lycanthropes in your direction.




Kosher Quotes: "I have a few business ideas (that I'm going to advertise in High Times, amongst other places), and one of them is a service in which I offer to eat and describe pork to kosher people."

I have a few business ideas (that I'm going to advertise in High Times, amongst other places), and one of them is a service in which I offer to eat and describe pork to kosher people.



Kosher Quotes: "I played football.. my football was kosher.. no pigskin."

I played football.. my football was kosher.. no pigskin.



Kosher Quotes: "Tom Friedman says China is so awesome they make kosher pigs."

Tom Friedman says China is so awesome they make kosher pigs.



Kosher Quotes: "Although not all flesh is forbidden, everything that is forbidden is flesh."

Although not all flesh is forbidden, everything that is forbidden is flesh.