When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

He is hard, frozen ice cream and I am a weak spoon. What I've learned is this: You don't get much ice cream for all the hard work you put in, and the spoon ends up bent.

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When I was a child, I was living in the housing projects of Philadelphia. I didn't even have a Christmas tree.

Throw away thy rod, throw away thy wrath; O my God, take the gentle path.

Love of books is the best of all.

I see Christianity in very humanistic terms.

The only time I can ever remember Steven crying over any of it was after my treatment, when I tried to use my foot on his bass drum pedal, and we realized I could never play a drum set.

You lose, you smile, and you come back the next day. You win, you smile, you come back the next day.

Love is a hero’s journey, and the hero’s journey is a noble but difficult path.

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