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Matthew Heines Quotes: "Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Super Bowl Sunday" "Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain-and all the children are insane.-" The Doors"

Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Super Bowl Sunday" "Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain-and all the children are insane.-" The Doors



Matthew Heines Quotes: "Wisdom of the Ages: "Ferguson Riots" They were ready to tear America to shreds over their grief-right until the TV cameras left to cover the football games."

Wisdom of the Ages: "Ferguson Riots" They were ready to tear America to shreds over their grief-right until the TV cameras left to cover the football games.




Matthew Heines Quotes: "Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Patriot Act" In theater and football, it's the last act before it's curtains for Seahawks opponents."

Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Patriot Act" In theater and football, it's the last act before it's curtains for Seahawks opponents.



Matthew Heines Quotes: "Wisdom of the Ages "The Marshawn" US Army's new main battle tank. Runs over enemies instead of shooting them. Biggest expense: maintaining the dreadlocks hanging off the turret."

Wisdom of the Ages "The Marshawn" US Army's new main battle tank. Runs over enemies instead of shooting them. Biggest expense: maintaining the dreadlocks hanging off the turret.




Matthew Heines Quotes: "Wisdom of the Ages: "New Year's Eve" The last day you can do all the things you are resolving to give up-until you give up on your New Year's resolutions."

Wisdom of the Ages: "New Year's Eve" The last day you can do all the things you are resolving to give up-until you give up on your New Year's resolutions.



Matthew Heines Quotes: "Wisdom of the Ages: "Friendship" The only ship that can weather any storm."

Wisdom of the Ages: "Friendship" The only ship that can weather any storm.



Matthew Heines Quotes: "Wisdom of the Ages: "BS" Has now replaced death, worthless IOU's and ignorance as America's number one export."

Wisdom of the Ages: "BS" Has now replaced death, worthless IOU's and ignorance as America's number one export.




Matthew Heines Quotes: "Wisdom of the Ages: "Ski-ing" The act of visiting Polish people."

Wisdom of the Ages: "Ski-ing" The act of visiting Polish people.



Matthew Heines Quotes: "Wisdom of the Ages "Car Commercials" One of the last times you're ever gonna see that overpriced s-box not stuck in a traffic jam."

Wisdom of the Ages "Car Commercials" One of the last times you're ever gonna see that overpriced s-box not stuck in a traffic jam.



Matthew Heines Quotes: "Wisdom of the Ages: "Hillary" Has replaced the term "battle-axe" to describe an undesirable mother-in-law in 37 languages."

Wisdom of the Ages: "Hillary" Has replaced the term "battle-axe" to describe an undesirable mother-in-law in 37 languages.



Matthew Heines Quotes: "Wisdom of the Ages: "True Nobility" Comes not from thinking one is better than others-it comes from working toward the betterment of all."

Wisdom of the Ages: "True Nobility" Comes not from thinking one is better than others-it comes from working toward the betterment of all.



Matthew Heines Quotes: "Wisdom of the Ages: "Soylent Green" No matter how many times I see that movie, I still get a hankerin' for a Big Mac."

Wisdom of the Ages: "Soylent Green" No matter how many times I see that movie, I still get a hankerin' for a Big Mac.




Matthew Heines Quotes: "Wisdom of the Ages: "The Pope and Congress" It looks as if confidence in the American voter to exorcise the demons in the Capitol has completely fallen through."

Wisdom of the Ages: "The Pope and Congress" It looks as if confidence in the American voter to exorcise the demons in the Capitol has completely fallen through.



Matthew Heines Quotes: "Wisdom of the Ages: "Tooth Fairy" Growing up in the Northwest was tough. For years I thought the Tooth Fairy was a big boat with cars and sharp teeth."

Wisdom of the Ages: "Tooth Fairy" Growing up in the Northwest was tough. For years I thought the Tooth Fairy was a big boat with cars and sharp teeth.



Matthew Heines Quotes: "Wisdom of the Ages: "Skull and Bones" A secret society of spoiled twits whose apparent purpose in life is littering the landscape with as many as possible."

Wisdom of the Ages: "Skull and Bones" A secret society of spoiled twits whose apparent purpose in life is littering the landscape with as many as possible.



Matthew Heines Quotes: "Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Now that NBC is giving him a sixth month "leave" I wonder if he will be "Killing Time-In Saudi Arabia!"

Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Now that NBC is giving him a sixth month "leave" I wonder if he will be "Killing Time-In Saudi Arabia!



Matthew Heines Quotes: "Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Unger Games" If your meals depend on you beating the Seahawks, you're gonna go "'Unger-y."

Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Unger Games" If your meals depend on you beating the Seahawks, you're gonna go "'Unger-y.



Matthew Heines Quotes: "Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Wilson or Brady?" The writing is on the ball..."

Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Wilson or Brady?" The writing is on the ball...



Matthew Heines Quotes: "Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Tom Brady's balls" Nothing more than a publicity stunt to keep the NFL Network from losing San Francisco's market share."

Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Tom Brady's balls" Nothing more than a publicity stunt to keep the NFL Network from losing San Francisco's market share.



Matthew Heines Quotes: "Wisdom of the Ages: "Virtual Reality" A fairly plausible explanation for the abundance of Virtual People running around these days."

Wisdom of the Ages: "Virtual Reality" A fairly plausible explanation for the abundance of Virtual People running around these days.



Matthew Heines Quotes: "Wisdom of the Ages "News People" Always joking around and happy. I guess that proves that ignorance really is bliss."

Wisdom of the Ages "News People" Always joking around and happy. I guess that proves that ignorance really is bliss.



Matthew Heines Quotes: "Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Just like me in 2003, it looks like Brian Williams ended up "Between Iraq and a Hard Place."

Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Just like me in 2003, it looks like Brian Williams ended up "Between Iraq and a Hard Place.



Matthew Heines Quotes: "Wisdom of the Ages: "Valentine's Day" Because she never forgets, especially if you do."

Wisdom of the Ages: "Valentine's Day" Because she never forgets, especially if you do.



Matthew Heines Quotes: "Wisdom of the Ages: "Unsuccessful pick-up lines" 'My parole ends today, let's celebrate!"

Wisdom of the Ages: "Unsuccessful pick-up lines" 'My parole ends today, let's celebrate!



Matthew Heines Quotes: "Wisdom of the Ages: "Government" Like a mafia protection racket-without the protection."

Wisdom of the Ages: "Government" Like a mafia protection racket-without the protection.



Matthew Heines Quotes: "Wisdom of the Ages "Unsuccessful Town Slogans" Sequim (WA)- "We put the Dung in Dungeness."

Wisdom of the Ages "Unsuccessful Town Slogans" Sequim (WA)- "We put the Dung in Dungeness.



Matthew Heines Quotes: "Wisdom of the Ages: "President's Day" One allowed the Federal Reserve and one got lead. One got a city and the other got dead."

Wisdom of the Ages: "President's Day" One allowed the Federal Reserve and one got lead. One got a city and the other got dead.



Matthew Heines Quotes: "Wisdom of the Ages: "Humility" If you don't have it, you're gonna get it."

Wisdom of the Ages: "Humility" If you don't have it, you're gonna get it.



Matthew Heines Quotes: "Wisdom of the Ages: "Forgiveness" Steroids for the Soul."

Wisdom of the Ages: "Forgiveness" Steroids for the Soul.



Matthew Heines Quotes: "Wisdom of the Ages: "Look out Below!" Air Asia's catchy new advertising slogan."

Wisdom of the Ages: "Look out Below!" Air Asia's catchy new advertising slogan.