Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

I myself am not afraid of ghosts

He's right. I can't deny it. I am the reason Day lost everything that matters to him.

There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

There's no one who's dropped on top of the mountain. You've got to work your way to the top.

I think Dan [Rather] is transparently liberal. Now he may not like to hear me say that. I always agree with him, too. But I think he should be more careful.

Higher states of awareness is a by product of mental development and conscious evolution.

There is nothing respecting which a man may be so long unconscious as of the extent and strength of his prejudices.

We're going to start walking again. We can't stand still, you know. Not as long as we're still alive.

For me a thriller is a very carefully structured story.

Only humans can cry tears.