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Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: "You look like a handsome young man…although you might want to zip your fly. Mom! What? Should I have not told you and left it for everyone else to notice at the dance?"

You look like a handsome young man…although you might want to zip your fly. Mom! What? Should I have not told you and left it for everyone else to notice at the dance?



Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: "Chicks dig a dude who’s sporting the latest eggplant turtleneck styles."

Chicks dig a dude who’s sporting the latest eggplant turtleneck styles.




Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: "Instead of agonizing about the things you can't change, why don't you try working on the things you can change"

Instead of agonizing about the things you can't change, why don't you try working on the things you can change



Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: "But nobody ever tells you in advance when you should concentrate on the good times-that's why you're supposed to do it every day."

But nobody ever tells you in advance when you should concentrate on the good times-that's why you're supposed to do it every day.




Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: "If you promise you will get better instead of dying, I promise I will, too."

If you promise you will get better instead of dying, I promise I will, too.



Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: "It was like seeing Bill Gates at age thirteen, times two. And half of him was wearing a cheerleader uniform. Yes, I know that’s a weird image."

It was like seeing Bill Gates at age thirteen, times two. And half of him was wearing a cheerleader uniform. Yes, I know that’s a weird image.



Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: "There are really no guidelines whatsoever, because this is the kind of thing that only happens to ME."

There are really no guidelines whatsoever, because this is the kind of thing that only happens to ME.




Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: "And if there was one thing I'd finally figured out, it was that your mind is something you always CAN change."

And if there was one thing I'd finally figured out, it was that your mind is something you always CAN change.



Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: "(Yes teenage boys who are fine always cry on their mothers’ shoulders until they leave a snot trail.)"

(Yes teenage boys who are fine always cry on their mothers’ shoulders until they leave a snot trail.)



Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: "Some kids do drugs. Some kids light stuff on fire. Me, I eat oats."

Some kids do drugs. Some kids light stuff on fire. Me, I eat oats.



Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: "Did you really JUST fall, Jeffrey? Why does everybody in my family talk in these dramatic CAPITAL LETTERS all the time? Why am I the only calm one?"

Did you really JUST fall, Jeffrey? Why does everybody in my family talk in these dramatic CAPITAL LETTERS all the time? Why am I the only calm one?



Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: "Not, like, that, boychik, you sound like a herd of elephants charging through a music store."

Not, like, that, boychik, you sound like a herd of elephants charging through a music store.




Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: "Or maybe...their biggest fear is that they will get close to you again, and you'll go and drop dead."

Or maybe...their biggest fear is that they will get close to you again, and you'll go and drop dead.



Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: "I tucked him in with his stuffed-animal pet dog—cleverly named Dog-Dog, by the way."

I tucked him in with his stuffed-animal pet dog—cleverly named Dog-Dog, by the way.



Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: "Renee was beautiful, but she was my friend now. On the other hand, Annette was my friend, but now she was beautiful. makes about as much sense as anything ever does with girls"

Renee was beautiful, but she was my friend now. On the other hand, Annette was my friend, but now she was beautiful. makes about as much sense as anything ever does with girls



Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: "...my little blurb wasn't going to win me any speaker-of-the-year awards, but at least I hadn't tripped and fallen off the stage, crushing and killing three elderly jazz fans."

...my little blurb wasn't going to win me any speaker-of-the-year awards, but at least I hadn't tripped and fallen off the stage, crushing and killing three elderly jazz fans.



Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: "Note to self: It's hard to attain a state of no-mind when you're incredibly pumped up on tea and sugar and have to urinate every three and a half minutes."

Note to self: It's hard to attain a state of no-mind when you're incredibly pumped up on tea and sugar and have to urinate every three and a half minutes.



Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: "The only time I can ever remember Steven crying over any of it was after my treatment, when I tried to use my foot on his bass drum pedal, and we realized I could never play a drum set."

The only time I can ever remember Steven crying over any of it was after my treatment, when I tried to use my foot on his bass drum pedal, and we realized I could never play a drum set.



Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: "Who’s that? That’s the King. Who’s he? The Duke. Who’s she? The Princess. What do they call you? The Count. What does that make me? Umm…how about the Peasant? And the name stuck."

Who’s that? That’s the King. Who’s he? The Duke. Who’s she? The Princess. What do they call you? The Count. What does that make me? Umm…how about the Peasant? And the name stuck.



Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: "You are a wonderful son, and a wonderful man. Yet another parent busting forth with the “man” thing! I’d have to check my chest for signs of hair when I got home."

You are a wonderful son, and a wonderful man. Yet another parent busting forth with the “man” thing! I’d have to check my chest for signs of hair when I got home.



Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: "Steven, I know I phrased that as a question, but it was really a command. Yes, but mine is…ummm…private. Private, Steven? Yes, Miss Palma. PRIVATE Steven? Again with the capital letters?"

Steven, I know I phrased that as a question, but it was really a command. Yes, but mine is…ummm…private. Private, Steven? Yes, Miss Palma. PRIVATE Steven? Again with the capital letters?



Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: "It was a cheesy cheeseball, covered with Cheez Whiz and served on a bed of Cheez-Its. With a side of queso."

It was a cheesy cheeseball, covered with Cheez Whiz and served on a bed of Cheez-Its. With a side of queso.



Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: "Mr. Watras asked me whether I was practicing, and I told him I was practicing my tissue basketball skills."

Mr. Watras asked me whether I was practicing, and I told him I was practicing my tissue basketball skills.



Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: "Annette had kissed me. Who would’a thunk it?"

Annette had kissed me. Who would’a thunk it?



Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: "And that’s how we live: wandering endlessly, concentrically outward, seeking in others a kindling spark of the love which has long lain, dormant, dark, unstoked in our own deepest souls."

And that’s how we live: wandering endlessly, concentrically outward, seeking in others a kindling spark of the love which has long lain, dormant, dark, unstoked in our own deepest souls.



Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: "Rehearsals and practice times by myself are like these little islands of 'Okay' in a vast sea of 'Holy Crap!"

Rehearsals and practice times by myself are like these little islands of 'Okay' in a vast sea of 'Holy Crap!



Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: "We're all free to chose some people to love, and then do it."

We're all free to chose some people to love, and then do it.