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Bill Cosby Quotes: "I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.




Bill Cosby Quotes: "Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing."

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.




Bill Cosby Quotes: "People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on."

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children."

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.




Bill Cosby Quotes: "Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope."

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger."

I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made."

Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.




Bill Cosby Quotes: "It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful."

It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it."

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "You can not make everybody happy."

You can not make everybody happy.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit."

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.




Bill Cosby Quotes: "Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it."

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet."

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right."

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any."

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal."

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking."

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up."

If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice."

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't.""

After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't."



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Gray hair is God's graffiti."

Gray hair is God's graffiti.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague."

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble."

The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God."

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it."

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy."

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "It's more blessed to give than to receive - especially kittens."

It's more blessed to give than to receive - especially kittens.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "The heart of marriage is memories."

The heart of marriage is memories.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "You can't be everything to everyone"

You can't be everything to everyone



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Sometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of you."

Sometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of you.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world."

Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven."

You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right."

There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets?"

Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets?



Bill Cosby Quotes: "The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off."

The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world."

Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries."

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday!"

In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday!



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your friend, you've put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see."

Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your friend, you've put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He's very, very busy."

Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He's very, very busy.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now."

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts to children."

What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts to children.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "If you speak your mind and if it is true what you're saying, then I think the integrity of what you're saying carries through."

If you speak your mind and if it is true what you're saying, then I think the integrity of what you're saying carries through.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "A pelican that is wet walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone."

A pelican that is wet walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Don't let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart."

Don't let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart.



Bill Cosby Quotes: "Violence won't solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though."

Violence won't solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.