Ann Coulter Quotes

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

Liberals can't just come out and say, they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race.

Historically, the best way to convert liberals is to have them move out of their parents' home, get a job, and start paying taxes.

A word to those of you out there who have yet to be offended by something I have said: Please be patient. I am working as fast as I can.

Liberals hate religion because politics is a religion substitute for liberals and they can't stand the competition.

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.

There are a lot of bad republicans; there are no good democrats.

If we're so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren't they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?

Liberals have a preternatural gift for striking a position on the side of treason...Whenever the nation is under attack, from within or without, liberals side with the enemy.

The Democratic Party supports criminals and Islamic terrorists but has no sympathy for taxpayers.

It's impossible to talk without labels. "Dog" is a label, but that doesn't mean it's meaningless, nor does it mean there's no difference in a Shih Tzu and a Doberman.

Political debate with liberals is basically impossible in America today because liberals are calling names while conservatives are trying to make arguments.

While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.

If you attack the Clintons publicly, make sure all your friends know that you are not planning suicide, that you're not careless when you drive a car.

Liberals are more upset when a tree is chopped down than when a child is aborted.

Fittingly, in the final analysis, Clinton will not be remembered for what he did as president, but for who he did.

Liberals love to strike generous, humanitarian poses with other people's lives.

Not all Muslims may be terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims.

The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn't demand a recount.

I'm a Christian first, and a mean-spirited, bigoted conservative second, and don't you ever forget it.

Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?

Press passes can't be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within yards of the President.

The nonsense about President Obama being a Muslim has got to stop. I rise to defend him from this absurd accusation by pointing out that he is obviously an atheist.

There is a growing body of evidence that radiation in excess of what the government says are the minimum amounts we should be exposed to are actually good for you and reduce cases of cancer.

Now liberals compare their every riot, every traffic blockage, every Starbucks-window-smashing street protest to the civil rights movement -- which was only necessary because of them.

Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties - provided we're only talking about criminals.

Democrats cannot conceive of "hate speech" towards Christians because, in their eyes, Christians always deserve it.

Like so many liberal icons, Marx seldom bathed and left his wife and children in poverty. As Schlafly says, no wonder liberal women think men are pigs: Their men are pigs.

Liberals tell amazing lies about guns and everything else.

The Democrats appear to be the only people who still believe there is any efficacy to the UN.

College campuses have become fascist colonies of anti-American hate speech, hypersensitivity, speech codes, banded words and prohibited scientific inquiry.

I'm sure there are people who consider themselves Democrats, maybe even liberals, who are good Christians, but if so I do not think they understand the tenants of those two organizations.

My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that's because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism.

The Klan sees the world in terms of race and ethnicity. So do Liberals

If Hitler hadn't turned against their beloved Stalin, liberals would have stuck by him, too.

If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president.

If I'm going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I'll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot.

Everything that liberals want they call a civil right. This avoids them having to argue about it and puts the halo around the issue.

Ted Kennedy says that our policy in Iraq is adrift. Hmmm. Maybe like a car adrift in the water after its has gone over a bridge?

Public school teachers are the new priesthood while traditional religion is ridiculed and maligned.

Liberals could not be less interested in democracy when it came to taking out Saddam Hussein... Now a loyal American ally [Mubarak] comes under attack and they are burning for democracy.