To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

All the beauty of wisdom and knowledge resides in kindness.

I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.

Many Christians have no understanding of God’s fatherhood

There was something she found intensely attractive about a man with a thirst for knowledge. Marc's obsessive love of books had been--she realized now--a huge part of his appeal....

PU'RIST: one superstitiously nice in the use of words.

I think putting labels on people is just an easy way of marketing something you don't understand.

I don't think that because I am Hispanic I should therefore do Hispanic work.

The more we learn the more we realize how little we know.

Television has created a nation of news junkies who tune in every night to get their fix on the world.

O hell! to choose love with another's eye.