Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

How do you crush spirit? You take out all the good.

We prefer to go deformed and distorted all our lives rather than not resemble the portrait of ourselves which we ourselves have first drawn. It’s absurd. We run the risk of warping what’s best in us

You can explore life by faith.

I know for me the subject of how to be in a relationship is precious and complicated and challenging.

Withdrawal of US troops will become like salted peanuts to the American public: The more US troops come home, the more will be demanded.

I've always been taught that basketball is a team game and greater than the sum of its parts.

You have to go where the story is to report on it. As a journalist, you're essentially running to things that other people are running away from.

Every time a war ends, under a beautiful sun, in the face of a crying child; I see a rainbow of hope over the innocent teardrops.

Any conception of human well-being you could plausibly have, the Taliban patently fails to maximize it.