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Eddie Griffin Quotes: "I believe God wrote the Word in your essence. That's the genius of my Father. You are born knowing right from wrong. You don't need a book to tell you that!"

I believe God wrote the Word in your essence. That's the genius of my Father. You are born knowing right from wrong. You don't need a book to tell you that!



Eddie Griffin Quotes: "If bribery is good enough for Congress, it's good enough for me."

If bribery is good enough for Congress, it's good enough for me.




Eddie Griffin Quotes: "One plus one equals three. When a man and woman marry they become one never two."

One plus one equals three. When a man and woman marry they become one never two.



Eddie Griffin Quotes: "90? 110? You know. It's a Ferrari, baby - you don't do 50 in a Ferrari."

90? 110? You know. It's a Ferrari, baby - you don't do 50 in a Ferrari.




Eddie Griffin Quotes: "He's been on vacation for a year and month. Captain Kirk never left the helm when the Enterprise was under attack."

He's been on vacation for a year and month. Captain Kirk never left the helm when the Enterprise was under attack.



Eddie Griffin Quotes: "I think some teams shied away because of it, ... But Minnesota stuck with me and I was happy about that."

I think some teams shied away because of it, ... But Minnesota stuck with me and I was happy about that.



Eddie Griffin Quotes: "I remember riding across the Brooklyn Bridge about 12 times because they wanted me to keep up with the helicopter, and I said, "Can you have the helicopter keep up with me, my calves are burning!""

I remember riding across the Brooklyn Bridge about 12 times because they wanted me to keep up with the helicopter, and I said, "Can you have the helicopter keep up with me, my calves are burning!"




Eddie Griffin Quotes: "Actually it broke my heart to hear that we were going to have to part ways, ... It's a business and they had to do what they had to do."

Actually it broke my heart to hear that we were going to have to part ways, ... It's a business and they had to do what they had to do.



Eddie Griffin Quotes: "It's definitely a relief that it's over. It's been a long season for us, with ups and downs. But we're going to put it behind us now and we've got to try and be a better team."

It's definitely a relief that it's over. It's been a long season for us, with ups and downs. But we're going to put it behind us now and we've got to try and be a better team.



Eddie Griffin Quotes: "I think men are afraid to say that they would love to have Michelle Obama in their bed, but they think it."

I think men are afraid to say that they would love to have Michelle Obama in their bed, but they think it.



Eddie Griffin Quotes: "It was awkward and embarrassing, but you have to go through things, ... I got through it and I'm happy it's over with and I can move forward and start playing."

It was awkward and embarrassing, but you have to go through things, ... I got through it and I'm happy it's over with and I can move forward and start playing.



Eddie Griffin Quotes: "My cell phone fell off my lap. I was reaching for it in the back."

My cell phone fell off my lap. I was reaching for it in the back.




Eddie Griffin Quotes: "Stand-up comedy is a science. Every comedian is a psychology major, naturally."

Stand-up comedy is a science. Every comedian is a psychology major, naturally.



Eddie Griffin Quotes: "Makes no matter if I'm performing in a grocery store, you're always gonna get 150%."

Makes no matter if I'm performing in a grocery store, you're always gonna get 150%.



Eddie Griffin Quotes: "We've lost a bunch on the road, I don't even know how many. It's a relief to get this one."

We've lost a bunch on the road, I don't even know how many. It's a relief to get this one.



Eddie Griffin Quotes: "My favorite date movie is Scarface. There's nothing like taking a woman to see Scarface. It gets the panties off quick."

My favorite date movie is Scarface. There's nothing like taking a woman to see Scarface. It gets the panties off quick.



Eddie Griffin Quotes: "It was frustrating because I didn't do anything, ... I was at the wrong place at the wrong time, and he decided to punish me. I couldn't do anything about it."

It was frustrating because I didn't do anything, ... I was at the wrong place at the wrong time, and he decided to punish me. I couldn't do anything about it.



Eddie Griffin Quotes: "I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow."

I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow.



Eddie Griffin Quotes: "You have to know the human condition to get that many people to all respond at the same time to the same subject. You gotta understand humanity in order to portray it."

You have to know the human condition to get that many people to all respond at the same time to the same subject. You gotta understand humanity in order to portray it.