The medium obscured the message.

Children see magic because they look for it.

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

... but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is, 'What if Jesus had known kung fu?

That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.

The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named Miles Davis.

She hugged me and I could feel the heat rise in my face, either from shame or love, like there was a difference.

Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say "attaboy".

If there was anything I learned from John the Baptist, it was that the sooner you confess a mistake, the quicker you can get on to making new and better mistakes.

Routine feeds the illusion of safety...

Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him....

I am creative, blissful, and blessed!

In many ways, religion comes from the same place in us that art comes from. The language of the human heart if poetry

Many have stood their ground and faced the darkness when it comes for them. Fewer come for the darkness and force it to face them.

From the moment they’d met, their friendship had been leading to more…

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there I go to work.

If you aren’t even aware that the people in the organization disagree with you, then you are in trouble

It was Elvis that got me interested in music. I've been an Elvis fan since I was a kid.

I think I can be competitive. Heck, anybody who can walk to the first tee here has a chance.

I'm not sure that Enrique Pena expected Donald Trump to take him up on his offer to come to Mexico and meet with him in the short period of time that there is between now and the elections.

It is a great paradox - almost everyone wants to improve his circumstances but almost no one wants to improve himself.