The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels.

Each new day begins with a meditation, and ends with a purifying catharsis.

You can have your wish in the sacred time.

Some wo/men are so possessive … you end up missing missing them.

I spend most nights at home falling in love with the idea of you.

Time wounds all heels.

The most important tool of the theoretical physicist is his wastebasket.

How can your God become our God and renew our prosperity and awaken in us dreams of returning greatness?

God's truth tells us the truth about ourselves, but His grace forgives us for the truth He reveals.

Environment is undoubtedly a secondary factor in the phenomena of life; it can modify in that it can help or hinder, but it can never create.