When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies

A job shouldn’t be a mean of existence but rather, a means of sustenance

Looking back upon my work today, I think the best I have done grew out of things deeply felt, the worst from a pride in mere talent.

What remains in diseases after the crisis is apt to produce relapses.

Yet weren't all human beings simply human beings no matter what name you applied to them[?]

True goodness springs from a man's own heart. All men are born good.

Be happy. If you're successful but unhappy, that's emptiness.

We especially need imagination in science. Question everything.

People who expect deference resent mere civility.

I just have never seen anyone build anything significant in any field without having a deep and detailed sense of what they are building on.

How is it having more control if there are young people stifled the opportunities that we had?