The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

When I see that people want to listen to me and when I feel that they are supporting the goals that I am committed to, then I am very pleased.

I want to win and I want to be in office.

Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you've got to get into rehab.

Things always look different from higher up.

The world is an astounding place, and we can see it every day, if we're open to it.

You're in a fight and have to dig down... I find peace in that and enjoy it.

You cannot live your life looking at yourself from someone else's point of view.

Many poets write as if they had been decerebrated, and not simply lobotomized, as a cure for their melancholia.

The Communists do have a god, the Dialectic of History, which guarantees everything that they're going to do and guarantees them victory; that's why they're fanatic.