Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

One thing was certain: he was my one. Most people go on their whole lives and never find their one, but I found mine. I found him when I was twelve-years-old.

Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully.

My agent said that I was one of the top three busiest people in the country.

Poetry offers a way of understanding and expressing existence that is fundamentally different from conceptual thought.

There must have been good grounds for belief in witchcraft; otherwise Parliament would not have legislated against it.

As a nation - and as a world - we need more truth.

Disagreements don't cause disunity, a lack of forgiveness does.

When one does look up at the grand trees growing up almost to the sky, one does always have longings to pray.

There is a tendency in any conflict, especially in a democracy, to fight the enemy you can, not the enemy you should.

Peace for us means the destruction of Israel.