Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

I think that Ring of Honor is a true alternative in the world of pro wrestling. Some of the best in-ring pure competition in the world you will find in Ring of Honor.

You know, I've written many of my songs while driving - which is against the law in many cases.

I just want fiction to remain a vital force for entertainment and not just for contemplation. Both things can exist.

I assume that to prevent illness in later life, you should never have been born at all.

Ain't no chance if you dont take it.

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button.

There is nothing so simple as being the Self. It requires no effort, no aid. One has to leave off the wrong identity and be in his (her) eternal, natural, inherent state.

Never be put off by your target's anger; it is a sure sign of enslavement.

Chess sharpens the mind, stimulates concentration, improves the memory and promotes visualization.

When I have plucked the rose, I cannot give it vital growth again, It needs must wither. I'll smell it on the tree.