Your Girlfriend Quotes

Your Girlfriend Quote of the day

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button.

Going to radio with a rap record prior to going to the consumer is like having no foreplay with your girlfriend.

You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.

Find out if your girlfriend is a feminist before you get too far into it. Some of them are pretty. They don't all look like Bella Abzug.

The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell.

If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart.

I feel like girls always deserve flowers; it's just a nice thing to do. If you want to make your girlfriend smile, send her flowers!

Sometimes I pretend not to look at my own characters, because that's like different people getting off with your girlfriend or something.

It's one thing to be a high achiever; it's quite another to privately sneer at your girlfriend's friends after feigning friendliness because they have the "misfortune" to drive a bus for a living.

I'm aware, as a sane person, that I'm not the best-looking guy in the world. I'm aware of it. But when I go into a party, I will walk out with your girlfriend.

Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to.

What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?

Breaking a dream board is almost like breaking up with your girlfriend. You are super shattered at first. But then once you get another dream board, it's all good.

Solomon's Laws: 8. If a guy who's smart, handsome, and rich invites you and your girlfriend to a nudist club...chances are he's got a giant shmeckel.

Despite what your girlfriend may have told you, size is important, bigger is better.

Music is one of the most beautiful things in the world. It's universal.

I won't lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.

If you make your best friend and your significant other the same person, you don't have to disconnect to go tell your girlfriend everything.

Cheap! But not as cheap as your girlfriend.

So it's a yes, then?" To blue-corn pancakes or being your girlfriend?

It's hard to figure out the secrets of the universe when you're trying to figure out where you and your girlfriend are going to sleep next month.

If you can't keep your hands off your girlfriend, then keep your hands off of God's daughter.

The thing about impressing your girlfriend is that when you do something like a private island in Fiji, it's all downhill from that point.

I was shocked [of Sarah Palin ], because beating up, you know, your girlfriend, your spouse, or acts of violence aren't one of the core symptoms of post-traumatic stress disorder.

It seems a bit weird to call someone your girlfriend when you have a child.

If you want to do something dangerous... Don't tell your girlfriend!

Never get your girlfriend a pet that she didn't know she was getting.

Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do!