Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

You have to live before you die, or you'll die before you live.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.

It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.

I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

François: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? Clouseau: Yes, the exploding kind.

If we don’t live by God’s heartbeat, by what He has in His heart, then we are wasting our time and life

Take a step that has a purpose of leading you to where you have planned to go. When the destination is right and the direction is wrong, it is impossible to get there. Make a step.

When a pure devotee or spiritual master speak, what he says should be accepted as having been directly spoken by the Supreme Personality of Godhead in the Parampara System.

I didn't have this rebellious streak in me. To me, I'm a product of circumstance.

Don't get on a horse that's moving.

Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.

Surround yourself with people who respect and treat you well.

In order to realize the worth of the anchor we need to feel the stress of the storm.

The extra daily social time of 1.7 hours in weekends raises average happiness by about 2%.

I love having a master. I have no problem serving my director. That's my job. I want to make them happy.