It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.

You have to live before you die, or you'll die before you live.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.

Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

François: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? Clouseau: Yes, the exploding kind.

To be happy, pursue your purpose with love and honesty.

Arriving at one goal is the starting point to another.

It's good to see you, little one." He (Uncle Eddie) scanned her short skirt. "I only wish I were not seeing quite so much of you.

Nothing is good for everyone, but only relatively to some people.

I have a lot of people to thank but they're none of them here so I'm not going to bother.

Illium says that perhaps I can use them to flutter someone to death. - Aodhan to Jason, Archangel's Storm

Bury you with Satan, to hell then I bury ya. I'm like Lucifer the unforgiven, cast out of heaven, I much rather rule in hell than be a servant. A hell on earth survivor means you better be a earner.

I'm a person who has life and wants to live, and always have.

Thou lump of foul deformity!

It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.