To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

You have to live before you die, or you'll die before you live.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.

Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.

I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

François: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? Clouseau: Yes, the exploding kind.

Your true friends echo your own philosophies back at you.

The best relationship is one that does not foster too much independence nor too much dependence, but exists in the healthy interdependence zone.

If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different, I'd rather be completely #$%^&^& mental.

All the wrong people have the power of suggestion and the freedom of the press is meaningless if nobody asks a question.

My suggestion for a fast style upgrade would be to embrace a pop of color or pattern. Try layering a bright, pullover knit on top of a dress shirt with a subtle or bold pattern.

People say conversation is a lost art; how often I have wished it were.

It's a mistake for Hollywood to impose themselves on the gaming space. Not only is it arrogant, but it hasn't really worked.

No person or thing hurting you is worth you hurting yourself

I do not like strangers because I do not like people I have never met before. They are hard to understand.

I feel that the greatest destroyer of peace today is abortion, because it is a war against the child, a direct killing of the innocent child, murder by the mother herself.