I love having a master. I have no problem serving my director. That's my job. I want to make them happy.

It takes nothing away from a human to be kind to an animal.

I've been prepping for my role as Medusa.

My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from multiple personality disorder and self-obsession.

Is it that your dream is unattainable or is it that you have the wrong dream?

When I go out with the ladies, I don't force them to pronounce my name. I tell them I like to go by the nickname of Kitten.

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain.

I don't know a single person in life that doesn't have conflict.

I like working all the time. I hate taking breaks. I don't like the weekends.

I'm like the kid that crams for tests and never remembers anything.

The reason I keep making movies is I hate the last thing I did. I'm trying to rectify my wrongs.

It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.

You don't fight the battles you know you will win, its the ones that everyone says you will lose.

When you break something, you´re not just breaking the thing, you´re like hurting everyone who made it was.

I'd rather have friends who care than friends who agree with me.

Do not wait for the healing to arrive. It will never come. The holes will never leave or be filled with anything at all. But holes are interesting things.

Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.

There is a deep, abiding, unshakable satisfaction in a life of complete failure.

I think if I learned anything in graduate school, it was to not drool around other actors who would normally make you drool.

Life minus love equals zero.

I'm a sucker for, like, an endearing man who's like standing in his authentic self.