Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

You have to live before you die, or you'll die before you live.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.

Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.

I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.

To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

François: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? Clouseau: Yes, the exploding kind.

The heirs of Jefferson and Madison would be the Democratic-Republicans, the heirs of Hamilton and Adams would be the Federalists. But the heirs of Washington would be all Americans.

It was different than all the rest because I say it was. I felt it was.

Party-spirit . . . which at best is but the madness of many for the gain of a few.

I'm a good girl because I really believe in love, integrity, and respect. I'm a bad girl because I like to tease.

I was too young to know how to love her.

It's no secret that I've become known for my strong political views.

Dealing with Hollywood and commercial entertainment, you always have to worry that the political message is going to be skewed or obscured.

We kind of have to rewrite our own stories and our own ways of being free.

Liberty is, to the lowest rank of every nation, little more than the choice of working or starving.

It's not the situation, but whether we react, or respond, to the situation that's important.