Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

From little seeds great flowers grow.

The curious paradox is that when I accept myself just as I am, then I can change.

Your destiny grows clearer, Jason Grace. When the choice comes again- storm or fire- remember me. And do not despair.

While winners were fully engaged with writing some great chapters in their lives, failures were busy trying to edit their past negative experiences.

I like physics, but I love cartoons.

I write about heartbreak because I like writing about sad things, but I'm writing happy songs, too!

The people who influence you are the people who believe in you.

To downgrade the human mind is bad theology.

The Wire' is very realistic and based on real events.

Without good company all dainties Lose their true relish, and like painted grapes, Are only seen, not tasted.