Radio is called a medium because it is rare that anything is well done.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

Gratitude is the key for the door of abundance.

If you Love Happy Life, Save EARTH from getting more dirty & abused.I will be GREEN again … Tree's inner voice

Scotland is a soggy sort it place, where birds and animals walk around uncooked

When you lie about your age, the terrorists win.

When we have a vision of what we can become, our desire and our power to act increase enormously.

Classified ads of the Ku Klux Klan: Tired of all the games? Do you like racial purity, horses and dressing up like a ghost?

Most of suburbia will end up in three ways: ruins, slums, salvage yards for materials.

I get noticed for different things I've done in different areas of town. If I'm in a rock club, it'll be Skid Row, if I'm in a mall it's the 'Gilmore Girls.'

We had 1 book, the phone book, I've read it, it wasn't a great read, lots of characters, and on the end loads of polish people turn up.

Wit has its place in debate; in controversy it is a legitimate weapon, offensive and defensive.