We had 1 book, the phone book, I've read it, it wasn't a great read, lots of characters, and on the end loads of polish people turn up.

Love is like a lost fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

Politics is like a branches on a tree, they all grow in different directions but their roots remain as one.

There are no inherent limitations to the medium. There are just differences.

If you stay in your heart you will always be inspired and if you are inspired you will always be enthusiastic. There is nothing more contagious on this planet as enthusiasm.

When belief in God becomes difficult, the tendency is to turn away from Him; but in heaven's name to what?

If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.

I would rather read poetry than eat my dinner any day. It has been so all my life.

Hang onto your sense of humor. I picture my obituary : The sexiest man alive is now dead.

Live quietly in the moment and see the beauty of all before you. The future will take care of itself.

Bigamy ? It's having one wife too much... ...Monogamy ? It's the same.

I would rather work less and do the things that I really want to do.