A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting my quill back in my goose.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

I use Fiction to face Reality And write sweet Stories to avoid the bitter ones.

They stormed and jeered at one another in long meaningless words of about twenty syllables each.

To love is to place happiness in the heart of another.

If pride is a sin ... moral pride is the greatest sin.

Gravity is neither a force nor a consequence of any space-time curvature. It is simply an orderly spatial illusion to non-spatial observer/s.

"A real work of art destroys, in the consciousness of the receiver, the separation between himself and the artist."

This last month I have felt the burden of a city. Its great sorrow has pressed in on my soul. Its vice and sin have bowed me upon my knees in tears.

The authentic self is the soul made visable.

Life can't be all bad when for ten dollars you can buy all the Beethoven sonatas and listen to them for ten years.