Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

When all else fails, look cute.

Big surprise, I put you to sleep. Don’t feel bad. It happens all the time.

Women in leadership cannot cry without raising a storm of commentary.

They say...the stopwatch never lies. Speed kills but absolute speed kills absolutely.

America doesn't make product anymore. You have other countries devalue their currencies. They make it impossible.

Why, after all, should readers never be harrowed? Surely there is enough happiness in life without having to go to books for it.

Faith is certitude without proofs ... Faith is a sentiment, for it is a hope; it is an instinct, for it precedes all outward instruction.

When you write from your gut and let the stuff stay flawed and don't let anybody tell you to make it better, it can end up looking like nothing else.

Thank you guys for believing in my ability and supporting me in my Olympic journey.

We don't want to be free from fear. All that we want to do is to play games with it and talk about freeing ourselves from fear.

I always record far more than I can use. There's probably twice as much recorded as comes out.