It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

When all else fails, look cute.

If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen

Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself.

Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!

The logical man must either deny all miracles or none, and our American Indian myths and hero stories are perhaps, in themselves, quite as credible as those of the Hebrews of old.

I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.

When insane things start to arrange themselves in sane patterns around you, you know you got problems.

Before healing others, heal yourself

Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.

The disagreeable reality for those who believe in human rights is that there are some occasions-and Iraq may be one of them-when war is the only real remedy for regimes that live by terror.

It's no fun to have HIV even though it's viewed as a chronic, controllable disease. It means being wedded to the health system.

All the girls look good in college; I mean they're young, they're ready, they're single, they just wanna have fun.