When all else fails, look cute.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen

The Holy Bible is the Spirit of God exposed to humanity in the Language of Heaven.

When a person sets out to learn from others and not to teach others he becomes a true writer.

Sometimes pain and hurt are good things because it means you strived for something in your life.

I grew up in the Bronx. I'm into rap music.

Winning has always meant much to me, but winning friends has meant the most.

It is well for a man to respect his own vocation whatever it is and to think himself bound to uphold it and to claim for it the respect it deserves

The demand for equal rights in every vocation of life is just and fair; but, after all, the most vital right is the right to love and be loved.

Poetry, it is often said and loudly so, is life's true mirror. But a monkey looking into a work of literature looks in vain for Socrates.

The outstanding coach is a teacher that gets all his squad to accept the role that he considers to be the most important for the welfare of all.

It is the Patrol System that makes the Troop, and all Scouting for that matter, a real co-operative matter.