Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

When all else fails, look cute.

If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen

Laughter is a tangible evidence of hope.

Always marveling at how New Age pseudo-philosophy had taken over the Internet.

The tragedy of religion is partly due to its isolation from life, as if God could be segregated.

Watching great people do what you love is a good way to start learning how to do it yourself.

Why's it gotta be Ôtani for me? I don't know because I have way too many reasons to choose from! He's the one for me, that's all. He just is.

When you try to be everything to everyone, you accomplish being nothing to anyone

Many discouraging hours will arise before the rainbow of accomplished goals will appear on the horizon.

Beauty is Nature's coin, must not be hoarded, But must be current, and the good thereof Consists in mutual and partaken bliss.

I think of a myth as a story that helps you explain all the different pieces of your life. In that broad sense, there is no way to live without mythology.

I always say that a poet loves the world, and the prose writer needs to create an alternative world.