No man is boss in his own home but he can make up for it by making a dog play dead.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

It requires far more strength to experience emotion than to suppress it.

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy.

I didn't know anything about fashion. I couldn't believe it when I got here. I don't know how I'm sitting here right now speaking English.

The trouble with flowers is that invariably, when I'm ready to photograph them, they are not in season.

When times change, so must we.

You should be as alive as you can, until you're totally dead!

Elvis lived here until thirteen and nobody can really take that from us!

Prayer is the surest remedy against the devil and besetting sins.

I enjoy seeing new places.

God chose Israel not because they were superior but because of what He could do through them for others.