Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.

Bitter though it may be to many, Cadfael concluded, there is no substitute for truth, in this or any case.

Sunshine is helpful for thinking. It warms up the brain cells.

Give me boredom. At least I know where I'm going to eat and sleep tonight.

It is beyond a doubt that all our knowledge begins with experience.

It's always funny to me when people meet me. They really think I'm from the East coast off top. When they get to talkin' to me, they go "Oh no, she's sooooo Southern"

Everything's a challenge, man. You just have to take each dance as its own separate thing and just go for it.

Waking up and having a project to work on is one of life's great pleasures.

Slaves do not always welcome their deliverers. They become accustomed to being slaves. They would rather gear those ills they have

I was not an easy kid.

My star was kind of fading towards the end of the '60s and suddenly I got this call from Fellini, who just appeared to kind of love me!