Fools Day Quotes

Fools Day Quote of the day

Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.

I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.

The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.

The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one, must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass.

Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS.

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.

Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.

April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously.