Toilets Quotes

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Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet.

I'd find it demeaning to be cleaning toilets.

If you can see the handwriting on the wall... you're on the toilet.

Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.

We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!

My name is only an anagram of toilets.

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.

If they had told me I was the janitor and would have to mop up and clean the toilets after the show in order to play, I probably would have done it.

I'm cleaning toilets for $30 a day, because I needed that $30, and people are pointing at me, saying, Look at the big movie star. Look where he is now. I just said, I'm where God put me.

The wide screen reminds me of a roll of toilet paper.

And it makes you wonder—how can a people incapable of selecting their own lightbulbs and toilets possess enough competence to vote for their own rulers and fill out complicated tax returns?

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

Why are there no windows in the toilets on aeroplanes? To protect you from the most dedicated perverts on the planet, hanging off the wing to get a peep?

You spend your whole life trying to get known and then you spend the rest of it hiding in the toilet.

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

[Americans] can't understand that the water in our toilet is cleaner than 880 million have access to.

I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.

All through life there were distinctions - toilets for men, toilets for women; clothes for men, clothes for women - then, at the end, the graves are identical.

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.

It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper

I do all my interviews on the toilet.

You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.

The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.

I think toilets are more important than temples. No matter how many temples we go to, we are not going to get salvation. We need to give priority to toilets and cleanliness.

These were people who believed everything about the Soviet Union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper.

I think toilets are more important than temples.

Our forests are not for toilet paper. They are worth more standing than cut. That deserves to be defended, not only by native peoples but also by environmentalists.

Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it.

She used my toothbrush to clean the toilet.

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.

If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he meant you no harm?

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.

There comes a time in every man's life when he needs his own toilet.

Well, I've thought many times when my career was in the toilet, that I was going to have to seriously consider getting another job, I don't know what I'd do.

It's the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl.

We are now in the 21st century: all books, including the Koran, should be fair game for flushing down the toilet without fear of violent reprisal.

Martin Luther dreamed up Protestantism while sitting on the toilet at Wittenburg monastery, and we know what a big movement that became.

My dad worked - f - k if I know - seven jobs? He painted a house. He would deliver toilets. He drove a cab, delivered pizzas. Whatever he could do, he did.

Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.

There's no place like home. And there's no toilet like your own.

I wrote my first book in a toilet in a factory where I was a floor sweeper.

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Sounds to me like he's on the toilet.

I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.

I must admit, the constant invasion of privacy was becoming a real concern. Ive been asked for autographs while Ive been doing laps in the pool and even in the toilet!

Public toilets have a duty to be accessible, poetry does not.

My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.

If we all had all we wanted to eat, we'd crap too much. We'd have inflation in the toilet paper industry.