Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Cosmic Ordering is a dish best served today.

Think, speak, and act. With age comes self-reproach: I might have done more. Therefore now do!

But you're an artist. you should know there's more to a story than the part happening right now.

The tragedy in sports is seeing a team beaten not by a better team, but by themselves.

I don't believe in charity. I believe in solidarity.

I was extravagant in the matter of cameras - anything photographic - I had to have the best. But that was to further my work. In most things I have gone along with the plainest - or without.

You saved me again," she told him with a starstruck gaze. He cupped her cheek and gave her a tender smile in the dark. "Because you are my princess and I am your knight.

Vitriolic is a needless and malign attack on something, excessive attack on something. It is a rather pointless thing to do.

If I look back I feel frightened, not happy, because my life is a bit of a mystery to me.

In general, and most especially with artists, I pay as much attention to the man who does the work, as to the work itself.