It's what you do that counts and not what you say; therefore I fired my press agent.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

I have wanted you to see out of my eyes so many times.

News, news, news - that is what we want. You cannot beat news in a newspaper.

In many cases hate a person is rooted in the involuntary estimate of its virtues.

I don't want to get into some sort of back-and-forth on insults because that just drags everybody down.

Chinese mercantilism is not free trade, but it is far better than American militarism.

It was stated, . . . that the value of architecture depended on two distinct characters:--the one, the impression it receives from human power; the other, the image it bears of the natural creation.

I don't know, I like the word sassy.

I don't feel like my speed or my power or my desire to play this game has diminished at all.

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.

If you get a little gassy, you've got to let it go. So people used to say to me, 'You're like a whoopee cushion.'