It's a certain kind of immortality, because those Disney films do go on and on and on.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

Honest. It's almost always best to go with honest. It means you never have to worry about getting your story straight.

A day of silence can be a pilgrimage in itself.

Humility is the best dress you can wear

I always dreamt of being a basketball player. A dream that only I believed in.

AS for all those mistakes I make - they are on purpose - to teach you how to deal with them

There is an infinite amount of hope in the universe ... but not for us.

None of you need worry because you read something that was incompletely reported. You need not worry that I do not understand some matters of doctrine... I think I understand them thoroughly.

The price to generate a megawatt or a gigawatt of energy is coming down year after year. We're learning how to print it, make it more efficient.

It is a most miserable lot to be without an enemy. [No man can be successful without being envied and hated.]

Those who don't build must burn.