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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.


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This page presents the quote "My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.". Author of this quote is Phyllis Diller. This quote is about thought, cooking, kids,.