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The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.


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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.



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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?



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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.



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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.



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And suddenly all your troubles melt away, all your worries are gone, and it is for no reason other than the look in your partner's eyes. Yes, sometimes life and love really is that simple.




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