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If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.


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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.



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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.



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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.



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I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.



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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?



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The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.



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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.



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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.



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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.



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Compromise now, because you'll have to later, anyway, only then you'll have gone through things you'll wish you hadn't.



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Because I know that I am not my own master, I offer my heart as a true sacrifice to the Lord.



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