If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months

When it comes to relationships, I find it best to have two feet out the door

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing

Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

I reinvented myself. I acquired a taste for evil. I found I have a talent for it. And I murdered the old me.

The century of airplanes has a right to its own music.

Boys everywhere take note: That was a kiss.

The United States has been becoming worse year after year after year for decades, and it's guaranteed to continue down that path if we don't change something.

The different variables involved in anything creative, really, are massive. When it comes together, it just clicks, I suppose.

Life isn't a straightforward climb up the ladder. It can take a few slips to really gain perspective.

I thought a lot of girls wanna have their secret identity and have something they don't want to tell people about.

I remember going to see Amiri Baraka. It wasn't actually too long before he died. He said, "You've got to write to change the world!" I was like, "Not me, no, no, no, no."

There's always going to be someone who hates you. There's always going to be people who love you. It's a risk in either direction.

To attempt to advise conceited people is like whistling against the wind.