There's always going to be someone who hates you. There's always going to be people who love you. It's a risk in either direction.

Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.

Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.

Kids do have to learn that life is a humiliating charade of endless disappointment and tragedy ultimately culminating in pain, decay, and death. My parents used to sing me to sleep with that one.

I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and watching other people's moments.

I dislike Ted Cruz as much as the next everyone. But that's no reason to be rude to Ted's loving wife and possible hostage.

There's a danger zone if you take yourself too seriously. It's a terrible trap to fall into. I think it's the death of comedy.

It's like you can't even go on the radio anymore and condemn a whole subset of people to hell without getting some blowback.

I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don't know why that is.

You don't want to be glib; you want to treat every story respectfully.

I grew up an only child, so I was so much more adult. My eldest daughter is 10, and I was so much more of an adult than she is. She just doesn't care for the real world. She's not interested.

Careful, Mr. Spiro, guns are dangerous. Especially the end with the hole.

Better not to be at all Than not to be noble.

Surround yourself with good people, surround yourself with positivity and people who are going to challenge you to make you better.

Love is what's left when you let go of everything you don't need.

It's something I really love to do. I mean, I don't see myself without tennis.

Conquer anger by love, evil by good; Conquer the miser with liberality, and the liar with truth.

Perhaps I'm just optimistic.

Just because a company falls doesn't invalidate what we can learn by studying that company when it was at its historical best.

I am afraid I shall not find him, but I shall still look for him, for if he exists, he may be appreciative of my efforts.

I’ll parade with those who are alone like me. They exist. They are very few, but they exist. I’ll find them.