If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Sometimes good things fall apart, so better things can fall together.

Self-fulfilling prophecy always come to pass

Amidst such Soulful exploration each passage - is given new meaning, wisdom & insight.

Disappointing cakes have often been sitting out too long. They should last just long enough to have the last pieces the next morning with coffee - who doesn't love cake with coffee?

Our life is a faint tracing on the surface of mystery, like the idle, curved tunnels of leaf miners on the face of a leaf

A jug fills drop by drop.

I think there is this sensation of being deprived of something that you are entitled to have.

Several classical sayings that one likes to repeat had quite a different meaning from the ones later times attributed to them.

The price of LEADERSHIP is RESPONSIBILITY....and part of that responsibility is to STAY POSITIVE whether you feel like it or not.

Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, never running from a real fight, she is the one named Sailor Moon!