I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

If someone loves sweet things and constantly eats angel´s hair tartlets should this be diagnosed as having some sort of heavenly trichotillomania?

In low-income countries, getting to a health post is hard. It's very expensive.

Politics is much too serious to be taken too seriously; equally, there are many aspects of it so laughable as to be lamentable.

It was frightening because it was the first time I had gotten a sense of how serious the problem was. It became clear from his notes that he felt the president himself was involved.

When you feel so strongly about something and other people feel equally strongly, you have to feel stronger about it in order to succeed.

It's true that I run a multi-national group but I have no interests in India. So please tell me, what should my identity be?

It is better not to be loved than to be ill-loved or half-loved.

He really did not care whether he survived or not, so long as it rendered him unconscious and absolved him of responsibility.

What drives me? Surrounding myself with amazing talent to craft a breakthrough product which can be used by millions of people to change the world.

On-base percentage really doesn't mean that much.