I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

You're gorgeous, you old hag, and if I could give you just one gift ever for the rest of your life it would be this. Confidence. It would be the gift of confidence. Either that or a scented candle

It was like walking into a treasure trove of books, hoarded by pirate librarians.

Every state of society is as luxurious as it can be. Men always take the best they can get.

To learn new things one has to be open and vulnerable..

A creator is not in advance of his generation but he is the first of his contemporaries to be conscious of what is happening to his generation.

I am happier now than I have ever been.

crawling about the floor like half-dead November flies is one thing, and dancing reels another.

The news comes somewhat late, but I'm glad to hear it nevertheless.

To manage a system effectively, you might focus on the interactions of the parts rather than their behavior taken separately.

My measure of success is to walk into a restaurant and hear a table debating drug policy. Once the public start the conversation, the politicians will join - that is when we can create real change.