A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

But no man's a hero to himself.

The age of Lincoln and Jefferson memorials is over. It will be presidential libraries from now on.

My days are kind of controlled by my projects, so sometimes they're album covers. Sometimes they're commission portrait shoots. Sometimes they are editorial, so it kind of - I don't dictate it.

Where there are children, people become neighbors; they don't merely hold property adjacent to one another.

Doctrinal preaching certainly bores the hypocrites; but it is only doctrinal preaching that will save Christ's sheep.

If you face a man's job, find a woman!

Some people say they love animals and yet harm them nonetheless; I'm glad those people don't love me.

The thing about 'Star Trek' is that it is not judgmental. You can do what ever you want, within reason.

Contrary to popular belief. It's much wiser to take money from the poor than the rich.

The word processor is a better tool than a quill pen because you can do so much more with it, but on the other hand, what you have to say and how you say it is the ultimate determination.