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I was at the Wal-Mart, which is where I think everybody goes eventually. If they die without Christ.


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My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.



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I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them.



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I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.



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