I used a lot of quotes when I was young. To make me sound mature, to make me feel like I wasn't the second-class entity that I'd always thought I was

There are no ultimate ends. Only games and more games. The winner this round is the loser the next round. Only the game is eternal. And the game is always the same, if you never change the rules.

Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.

Women are the flower in the garden of humanity.

Remember where you are and adjust yourself accordingly, not vice-versa ... otherwise, you might be toast.

Success is steady progress toward one's personal goals.

My first line of defense against reality is called sleep.

I was going to sip on a diet soda, but a little voice convinced me I needed the extra calcium from a cup of hot chocolate.

You're looking for a mispriced gamble. That's what investing is. And you have to know enough to know whether the gamble is mispriced. That's value investing.

Some men plant an opinion they seem to erradicate.

I really think Canada should get over to Iraq as quickly as possible.

If a man spends enough time in a library, he may actually change his mind. I have seen it happen.